What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:17

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?
Unacceptable again!
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Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
How did you as a human being change while growing up?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
No go.
What do porn stars do when they get old?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
What is a real life example of the Streisand Effect?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?
share office space ...
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks